16 Apr 14 @ 12:41 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
❝ You can’t take the trick out of the Trickster.
— Gabriel (via trulydeanwinchester)
16 Apr 14 @ 12:41 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
16 Apr 14 @ 12:41 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

16 Apr 14 @ 12:37 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
16 Apr 14 @ 12:36 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

crrocs:

afearofoblivion:

crrocs:

can someone ask a ghost what happens when u die? i am curious

Ok Emma I’ll fucking ask the neighbourhood ghost cos you know everyone has one of those

thx

16 Apr 14 @ 12:35 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

16 Apr 14 @ 12:34 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

13 Apr 14 @ 8:34 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

13 Apr 14 @ 6:03 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

ejacutastic:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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13 Apr 14 @ 6:02 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

13 Apr 14 @ 6:02 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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13 Apr 14 @ 6:01 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
Things that are unnecessarily gendered #503

sirlightbulb:

The Entire French Language

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

13 Apr 14 @ 6:00 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

hi:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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13 Apr 14 @ 5:46 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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