Anonymous inquired:

Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

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Belief builds from scratch, doesn’t have to relax, doesn’t need space.

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hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about

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joyfulldreams:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE
BOOP-BOOP-BA-DOOP-BA-DOOP
PING PONG PING PONG PING PONG PING
PONANA PHHOOOOOOONE
IT’S NO BALOOONEY
IT AINT A PHONEY
MY CELLULAR, BANANULAR PHOOOOOONE

joyfulldreams:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

BANANA PHONE

BOOP-BOOP-BA-DOOP-BA-DOOP

PING PONG PING PONG PING PONG PING

PONANA PHHOOOOOOONE

IT’S NO BALOOONEY

IT AINT A PHONEY

MY CELLULAR, BANANULAR PHOOOOOONE

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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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Fans are my favorite thing in the world. I’ve never been the type of artist who has that line drawn between their friends and their fans. The line’s always been really blurred for me. I’ll hang out with them after the show. I’ll hang out with them before the show. If I see them in the mall, I’ll stand there and talk to them for 10 minutes.

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

image

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